The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!