The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!