The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!