The power to troll the Internet.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to die....

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!