The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!