The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!