The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!