The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!