The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!