The power to never end your .

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!