The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have no power.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!