The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!