The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!