The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to breathe

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to be born.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!