Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!