the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to never get spam

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to potato.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to float for half a second

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!