The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Melting

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!