The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to fart snot

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to die....

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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meh.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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Farting at will

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!