The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to transform into air.

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Melting

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!