The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to procrast ....

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the power of being republican

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power of being aquaman.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power... to move you.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to smell like feet

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power of fart helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!