The power rangers

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to burp a fart

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to speak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!