the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!