The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to understand irony.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!