The power to breathe

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to learn only at school.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

the power to kill yourself

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

The power to never sleep but still get tired

The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to die and get away with it

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

the power to die at will

The power to type in Comic Sans.

the ability to darken darkness

The power to die in one second

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

Turn gold into lead.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!