the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Death at will

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!