The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to see the present.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!