tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!