The power to see into the present

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power of bullet attraction.

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!