the power to

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to see through horses

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!