The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to see into the present

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!