The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!