The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to swim on land

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The power to not be funny

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to never get spam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!