The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!