The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to bleed

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!