to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to win the crying game

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to turn into a plant cell

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to get thumbs down.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to come back to life but only after u die

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to predict yesterday's weather

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!