The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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i like pie.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!