The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to swim on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!