The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to drown on land.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to speak morse code .

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!