the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!