The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to nit propely

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!