The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!