To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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ability to fly in a plane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!