The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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Smoke vision

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!