the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to peak braille

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!