The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to sit anywhere

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!