to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!