The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to have no powers.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!