The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to speak braille

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!