power to blow out candles with you arse

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Batman

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to piss lava.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!