The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The Power to be aqua man

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!