the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Imortality.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to peak braille

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!