The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!