power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!