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The power to annoy people
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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The power to fuck everyone.
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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place
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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.
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A power level of under 9000.
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the ability to walk on your eyelids
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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time
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The power to eat with your eyebrows.
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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate
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The power to vomit whenever you want to.
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Power to not Sleep during Finals.
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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.
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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.
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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.
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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead
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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.
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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .
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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time
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The power to kill yourself at will
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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!