the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!