The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to potato.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!