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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...
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Faster than a loaded bullet!
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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.
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The power to poop kittens with mittens
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The ability to walk over ball pits.
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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.
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The ability to see through glass.
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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.
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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch
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The power to fly....underwater
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The power to turn into a plant cell
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you
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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.
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the power to jizz on cue
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The power
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the power to poop pee
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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds
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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3
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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"
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The power to give yourself a BJ.
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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys
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being able to turn lead into dolphins.
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The power to control facial hair of women.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!